








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 409 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2267 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4473 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3292 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,511,753 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poKA | 58% | 98 |
| #2 | vax | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | B.K | 53% | 387 |
| #4 | BADTRIP424 | 52% | 425 |
| #5 | Hello Moto | 51% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | vax | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | B.K | 53% | 387 |
| #4 | BADTRIP424 | 52% | 425 |
| #5 | Hello Moto | 51% | 351 |
| #6 | KingCruzas | 50% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B.K | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | BADTRIP424 | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | poKA | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Hello Moto | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #5 | KingCruzas | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BADTRIP424 | 1058 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | poKA | 586 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #3 | B.K | 522 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #4 | Hello Moto | 517 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #5 | KingCruzas | 329 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hello Moto | +2.48 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | poKA | +1.87 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | B.K | +1.37 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | BADTRIP424 | +0.11 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | vax | -0.18 | 61 | 59 |





