








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1521 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2019 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,574 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KubaJ | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | MaBo | 50% | 238 |
| #3 | Cactus | 48% | 111 |
| #4 | kRs97 | 45% | 73 |
| #5 | Bastiaan | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MaBo | 50% | 238 |
| #3 | Cactus | 48% | 111 |
| #4 | kRs97 | 45% | 73 |
| #5 | Bastiaan | 42% | 48 |
| #6 | LMNii | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaBo | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | KubaJ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | kRs97 | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Cactus | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Bastiaan | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaBo | 398 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | kRs97 | 136 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | KubaJ | 118 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cactus | 116 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bastiaan | 61 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KubaJ | +6.71 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | MaBo | +2.21 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | Cactus | +1.74 | 59 | 41 |
| #4 | kRs97 | -0.79 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | Bastiaan | -1.10 | 47 | 55 |





