








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 290 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2779 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3034 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2799 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,623,864 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dude | 53% | 72 |
| #2 | murmelN | 51% | 111 |
| #3 | darkniesz | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | clp | 51% | 96 |
| #5 | Treppil | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harrri | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | murmelN | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | clp | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Ghost | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Treppil | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dude | +1.03 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Harrri | +1.01 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | darkniesz | +0.94 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | Ghost | +0.45 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | Treppil | +0.30 | 82 | 70 |





