








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 783 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3692 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5553 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5668 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2146 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,531 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRZZYNINJA | 48% | 608 |
| #2 | ThatOneFatMexican | 47% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRZZYNINJA | 48% | 608 |
| #2 | ThatOneFatMexican | 47% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThatOneFatMexican | 39 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | BRZZYNINJA | 18 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRZZYNINJA | 693 | 0.05 | 24 min |
| #2 | ThatOneFatMexican | 356 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYLINE | +2.63 | 63 | 49 |
| #2 | ThatOneFatMexican | -0.20 | 39 | 35 |
| #3 | BRZZYNINJA | -3.48 | 45 | 39 |





