








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 886 | 22% |
| Smokes | 983 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 872 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $386,071 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $EX_o1fender68 | 47% | 43 |
| #2 | Punjabi Pendeho | 46% | 52 |
| #3 | Cass* | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | Cwany | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | koliboli | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cass* | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | _TastyGoose_ | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | koliboli | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Punjabi Pendeho | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | $EX_o1fender68 | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cass* | +3.16 | 57 | 62 |
| #2 | Punjabi Pendeho | +3.15 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Bongus Bintus | +2.68 | 49 | 57 |
| #4 | $EX_o1fender68 | +0.49 | 51 | 48 |
| #5 | _TastyGoose_ | -1.47 | 41 | 35 |





