








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 456 | 25% |
| Smokes | 712 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 108 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,031 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | G.Sven.LAMIAF | 54% | 13 |
| #9 | boomkitty | 53% | 106 |
| #10 | badlesspig | 50% | 8 |
| #11 | Oruyan | 48% | 44 |
| #12 | Japanese Goblin | 47% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boomkitty | +3.73 | 89 | 40 |
| #2 | NightMarE | +2.44 | 92 | 58 |
| #3 | ゆき | +1.71 | 83 | 33 |
| #4 | Japanese Goblin | +0.63 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | zoney | -1.01 | 79 | 52 |





