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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 77 | 31% |
| Smokes | 98 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 34 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 38 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,150 of utility $298 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bel0ng | 14% | 7 |
| #2 | franoo | 12% | 17 |
| #3 | Anklejoints | 8% | 12 |
| #4 | Gay Cat | 7% | 15 |
| #5 | carzo | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bel0ng | 14% | 7 |
| #2 | franoo | 12% | 17 |
| #3 | Anklejoints | 8% | 12 |
| #4 | Gay Cat | 7% | 15 |
| #5 | carzo | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anklejoints | 54 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | franoo | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gay Cat | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | bel0ng | 25 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | carzo | 5 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | franoo | +3.28 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | bel0ng | +0.57 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | Anklejoints | -1.17 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Gay Cat | -2.99 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | Yo | -3.91 | 47 | 45 |





