








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 552 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3999 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3349 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2527 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2627 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,298,400 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Fisher | 53% | 131 |
| #2 | El Diablo | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Delicious666 | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | The Magic Man | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | O'L Tricky Ricky | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Fisher | 53% | 131 |
| #2 | El Diablo | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Delicious666 | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | The Magic Man | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | O'L Tricky Ricky | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delicious666 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Sam Fisher | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | O'L Tricky Ricky | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | The Magic Man | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | El Diablo | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam Fisher | 298 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Delicious666 | 147 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | El Diablo | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | The Magic Man | 76 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | O'L Tricky Ricky | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The_Awpressor | +0.86 | 60 | 58 |
| #2 | El Diablo | +0.43 | 46 | 57 |
| #3 | Delicious666 | +0.13 | 31 | 59 |
| #4 | Sam Fisher | -1.23 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | O'L Tricky Ricky | -3.05 | 32 | 48 |





