








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1207 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2544 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,587 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurunduX | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | • Akiidew☂️️⁴⁵ | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Gunchaazz | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | adrx wtw | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Pizdovskis | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AlliN | 50% | 14 |
| #7 | Derwbs | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | nochii | 50% | 44 |
| #9 | Endzois | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | Red_Ram | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adrx wtw | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | AlliN | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Gunchaazz | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlliN | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | Endzois | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gunchaazz | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | nochii | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pizdovskis | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adrx wtw | +3.79 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | AlliN | +1.25 | 90 | 72 |
| #3 | gepardC | +1.12 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | • Akiidew☂️️⁴⁵ | +0.67 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | BurunduX | +0.08 | 82 | 59 |





