








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6441 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4384 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4257 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2509 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,700 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | many sex haver | +2.68 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | ♨︎ s e e d 해커 | +1.60 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Da Vincc | +1.15 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | ITguru#BasedWookie | +0.03 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | :): | -1.89 | 39 | 63 |





