








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 26 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1340 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1542 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 697 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,581 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEV1QX | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Sir_n0b0dy | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Niksu_25 | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | m ö r æ y _ e e l | 52% | 145 |
| #5 | Mikedc01 | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEV1QX | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Sir_n0b0dy | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Niksu_25 | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | m ö r æ y _ e e l | 52% | 145 |
| #5 | Mikedc01 | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m ö r æ y _ e e l | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | DEV1QX | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Niksu_25 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Mikedc01 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m ö r æ y _ e e l | 211 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Niksu_25 | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mikedc01 | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | DEV1QX | 82 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sir_n0b0dy | 71 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEV1QX | +3.80 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | Unnamed | +2.47 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Niksu_25 | +1.39 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | m ö r æ y _ e e l | -0.14 | 53 | 51 |
| #5 | Mikedc01 | -0.52 | 61 | 63 |





