








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 842 | 27% |
| Smokes | 648 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 920 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,932 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | My Little Tupsu | 93% | 14 |
| #2 | asennusvelho | 90% | 10 |
| #3 | hq_eraser | 88% | 8 |
| #4 | Eustace | 79% | 19 |
| #5 | Osbartjii | 67% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JLakey | 206 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Osbartjii | 112 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | LohiKeisari | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | asennusvelho | 68 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pod! | 64 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pod! | +11.21 | 95 | 63 |
| #2 | Osbartjii | +3.38 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | kalski | +3.32 | 62 | 56 |
| #4 | My Little Tupsu | +1.26 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | Eustace | +1.09 | 56 | 69 |





