








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4839 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5345 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3380 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4448 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,114 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vACOFFTANK | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | iiFreyn | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Shinx | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | jojopm | 50% | 165 |
| #5 | Rock | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiFreyn | 8 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | jojopm | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Shinx | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | vACOFFTANK | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | V3noM | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iiFreyn | +2.24 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | XviSi0n | +1.76 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Shinx | +1.14 | 75 | 33 |
| #4 | Rock | +0.20 | 56 | 66 |
| #5 | jojopm | -0.66 | 76 | 41 |





