








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3683 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3186 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2784 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,702 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kama | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | veeq | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | gAb | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | gab | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Elkantar | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kama | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | veeq | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | gAb | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | gab | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Elkantar | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gAb | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Elkantar | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Kama | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab | 325 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kama | 146 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #3 | Elkantar | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | veeq | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | gAb | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gab | +3.10 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | gAb | +2.61 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | Kama | +2.27 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | veeq | +0.22 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | E..T..|-.B.z.H | -0.44 | 48 | 69 |





