








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 639 | 33% |
| Smokes | 316 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 562 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 399 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,902 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 지가모태노코노코게임탓탓 | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | LB | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | 개처럼발정하는게너에대한최고의칭찬이니까 | 2 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolve | 80 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | 지가모태노코노코게임탓탓 | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | LB | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | 개처럼발정하는게너에대한최고의칭찬이니까 | 20 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | SKY | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KirishikiRie | +4.40 | 42 | 46 |
| #2 | 지가모태노코노코게임탓탓 | +3.79 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Wolve | +1.87 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | LB | +1.82 | 52 | 36 |
| #5 | Jammïnee Cook | -0.32 | 38 | 53 |





