








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6386 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4149 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6382 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5031 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,366 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3884 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xoxo | 97% | 69 |
| #2 | KontoHDMI | 96% | 136 |
| #3 | antti | 94% | 47 |
| #4 | DESPERATE-- | 93% | 87 |
| #5 | JustM | 91% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KontoHDMI | 96% | 136 |
| #3 | antti | 94% | 47 |
| #4 | DESPERATE-- | 93% | 87 |
| #5 | JustM | 91% | 67 |
| #6 | demy | 88% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KontoHDMI | 17 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | demy | 12 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | xoxo | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | DESPERATE-- | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | JustM | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DESPERATE-- | 244 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | antti | 114 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | KontoHDMI | 73 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | demy | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | JustM | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swaggin | +11.00 | 99 | 74 |
| #2 | xoxo | +10.29 | 100 | 16 |
| #3 | demy | +5.11 | 96 | 51 |
| #4 | DESPERATE-- | +3.17 | 92 | 60 |
| #5 | antti | +2.89 | 75 | 61 |





