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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1714 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2524 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1541 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2474 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,888 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ashtar | 71% | 17 |
| #6 | Goodii | 69% | 58 |
| #7 | KomeS | 67% | 104 |
| #8 | ye | 67% | 84 |
| #9 | zlinissi | 58% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlinissi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ye | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Goodii | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ashtar | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miniGOODII | +4.03 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | Goodii | +3.78 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | pepyn | +1.97 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | ye | +1.86 | 63 | 76 |
| #5 | ashtar | +1.59 | 67 | 35 |





