








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2001 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2015 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2103 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1702 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,498 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LecoloV | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | mr_nobody | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | reach | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | Dracul4 | 57% | 70 |
| #5 | ✪Dr I Pee You All | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Dr I Pee You All | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | Sleepy Joe | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | Purkka Marko jr. | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | hihattomat housut | 29% | 17 |
| #9 | muklu | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dracul4 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | mr_nobody | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | reach | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reach | 175 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | mr_nobody | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | LecoloV | 80 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Purkka Marko jr. | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪Dr I Pee You All | 66 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reach | +3.38 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | mr_nobody | +1.81 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | ✪Dr I Pee You All | +1.10 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | muklu | +1.06 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | LecoloV | +0.45 | 82 | 80 |





