








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3040 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1262 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1638 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 863 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,086 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shleichN | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Rwbyc | 46% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shleichN | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Rwbyc | 46% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rwbyc | 17 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | shleichN | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rwbyc | 515 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | shleichN | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shleichN | +3.38 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | Rwbyc | +0.51 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | less | -0.97 | 49 | 52 |





