








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1708 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1828 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1754 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,563 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | CapaPRETA | 28% | 54 |
| #10 | Harley | 24% | 21 |
| #11 | racio | 22% | 32 |
| #12 | RafaLaceerda | 19% | 42 |
| #13 | zeca | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaguelØ | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | CapaPRETA | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | zeca | 3 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Serrano | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | WaTch | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaguelØ | 362 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Serrano | 205 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | CapaPRETA | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | WaTch | 117 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | racio | 89 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bwF | +3.84 | 63 | 68 |
| #2 | Netinho_Andr4de | +2.66 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | zeca | +0.81 | 52 | 68 |
| #4 | CapaPRETA | +0.01 | 21 | 65 |
| #5 | WaTch | -0.54 | 54 | 68 |





