








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1093 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2577 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2933 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1712 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,899 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ifarcry | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | shrok | 61% | 114 |
| #3 | ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ | 59% | 132 |
| #4 | Wytrysk Twojej Starej | 52% | 180 |
| #5 | Baczek | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ifarcry | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | shrok | 61% | 114 |
| #3 | ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ | 59% | 132 |
| #4 | Wytrysk Twojej Starej | 52% | 180 |
| #5 | Baczek | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shrok | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Wytrysk Twojej Starej | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Baczek | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ✪ifarcry | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wytrysk Twojej Starej | 475 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ | 343 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Baczek | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | shrok | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ifarcry | 75 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ifarcry | +3.73 | 64 | 72 |
| #2 | Baczek | +1.14 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | shrok | +0.88 | 86 | 30 |
| #4 | ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ | +0.83 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | Wytrysk Twojej Starej | +0.36 | 85 | 65 |





