








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4277 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3437 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2589 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1478 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,507,213 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππππππ | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | teram | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Juvi 5U | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | Pentti | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | VegetablaZe | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ainoo | 43% | 44 |
| #12 | sepi | 39% | 18 |
| #13 | MooseRum | 38% | 21 |
| #14 | ππ
πΎπ»πΆππΎπΆ | 35% | 26 |
| #15 | bilbo boilings π | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sepi | +1.76 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Juvi 5U | +1.42 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | NakkiDAI | +0.95 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | ππππππππ | +0.93 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | niskala ) | +0.76 | 53 | 72 |





