








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,511 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3557 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3124 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3793 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3037 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $759,460 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koba | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Sr.Jejo | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | MCJOAOZINHO | 51% | 199 |
| #4 | Xed | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | Rafazete | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xed | 258 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sr.Jejo | 168 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | MCJOAOZINHO | 137 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Xed | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Koba | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xed | +3.57 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | Xed | +2.73 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | Sr.Jejo | +1.02 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Sens1tividade | +0.91 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | MCJOAOZINHO | -0.70 | 68 | 35 |





