








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1859 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3255 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3733 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1412 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,394 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemo | 49% | 336 |
| #2 | JuNyx | 48% | 69 |
| #3 | SLiM | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | KotStulle<3ツ | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | 422 is 420 too | 39% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemo | 49% | 336 |
| #2 | JuNyx | 48% | 69 |
| #3 | SLiM | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | KotStulle<3ツ | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | 422 is 420 too | 39% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemo | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | KotStulle<3ツ | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | 422 is 420 too | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | SLiM | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | JuNyx | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemo | 368 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | JuNyx | 340 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | 422 is 420 too | 287 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | KotStulle<3ツ | 168 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | SLiM | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemo | +1.08 | 64 | 47 |
| #2 | SLiM | +0.97 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | JuNyx | +0.43 | 52 | 72 |
| #4 | FreZzy | +0.32 | 69 | 42 |
| #5 | 422 is 420 too | +0.17 | 75 | 73 |





