








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 800 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1140 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,158 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Levius | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | RedPandy77 | 43% | 67 |
| #10 | Mcw95 | 43% | 40 |
| #11 | Jaffa_der_Große | 41% | 32 |
| #12 | Widdi | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exidence_ | 40 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | El Korvo | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Jaffa_der_Große | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Mcw95 | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Kevv | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exidence_ | +3.20 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Yakuma | +2.21 | 80 | 48 |
| #3 | El Korvo | +1.48 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Levius | +0.94 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Widdi | -0.42 | 48 | 70 |





