








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5499 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5292 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4538 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1853 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $857,419 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | Luckx ^^* | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | Lee Doo San | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | quesso | 53% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lee Doo San | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | quesso | 53% | 193 |
| #6 | Kaz3Nkou | 50% | 137 |
| #7 | ✪Miguel™ | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quesso | 42 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Luckx ^^* | 15 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Kaz3Nkou | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Lee Doo San | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Dany | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quesso | 601 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kaz3Nkou | 284 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Luckx ^^* | 219 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dany | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHOCLO | DYLAAAAAAAANS2 | +1.51 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | ezpayder | +1.42 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | Lee Doo San | +1.29 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | quesso | +0.89 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Dany | +0.77 | 61 | 69 |





