








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 228 matches | ||
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3620 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4142 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4087 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2755 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,679,891 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lux0 | 64% | 70 |
| #2 | Z33bzz | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | BER1KS | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | Broskiiiillz | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | Finess' 🐈 | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lux0 | 64% | 70 |
| #2 | Z33bzz | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | BER1KS | 57% | 74 |
| #4 | Broskiiiillz | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | Finess' 🐈 | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lux0 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Broskiiiillz | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BER1KS | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Finess' 🐈 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Z33bzz | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lux0 | 238 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Finess' 🐈 | 162 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | BER1KS | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Broskiiiillz | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Z33bzz | 96 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finess' 🐈 | +2.05 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | BER1KS | +1.70 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | cideN | +1.28 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | Lux0 | +0.81 | 86 | 66 |
| #5 | Z33bzz | -1.19 | 50 | 59 |





