








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2157 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5980 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 3702 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3047 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,882 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anechi | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | ☆ blanzajero | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anechi | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | ☆ blanzajero | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ blanzajero | 89 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Anechi | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ blanzajero | +3.49 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | tridentify | +3.05 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Anechi | -4.50 | 27 | 35 |





