








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 248 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2879 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5259 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3421 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2634 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,743 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ykket | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Kross | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | hun | 51% | 357 |
| #4 | JINGS | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ykket | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Kross | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | hun | 51% | 357 |
| #4 | JINGS | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hun | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Kross | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | JINGS | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hun | 990 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | Kross | 64 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | ykket | 54 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | JINGS | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kross | +2.85 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | ykket | +1.51 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | JINGS | +1.19 | 63 | 18 |
| #4 | Biff | -0.13 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | hun | -0.15 | 67 | 55 |





