








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 15% |
| Smokes | 750 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1309 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1032 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,187 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nano.._breaker>>> InfinitE4 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | ^_^ | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | 0000000000 | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | mi | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | bddu | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 0000000000 | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | mi | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | bddu | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | Shriramprasad | 49% | 81 |
| #7 | Mr. Bounty | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shriramprasad | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Mr. Bounty | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Nano.._breaker>>> InfinitE4 | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | ^_^ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | bddu | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shriramprasad | 219 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | bddu | 131 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | ^_^ | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | 0000000000 | 92 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nano.._breaker>>> InfinitE4 | 73 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nano.._breaker>>> InfinitE4 | +7.75 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | 0000000000 | +6.94 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | bddu | +6.26 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | mi | +4.36 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | ^_^ | +1.26 | 75 | 61 |





