








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3603 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1836 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,142 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMELO/W/ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | jemelin | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | petemonni | 56% | 126 |
| #4 | jNN | 56% | 99 |
| #5 | Toumee | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Mane | 43% | 21 |
| #12 | anarkia | 42% | 12 |
| #13 | Tiep | 42% | 60 |
| #14 | sage | 40% | 15 |
| #15 | allu | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petemonni | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | jNN | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | waltsu | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jemelin | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | allu | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMELO/W/ | +3.22 | 86 | 78 |
| #2 | petemonni | +1.18 | 76 | 81 |
| #3 | sage | +1.14 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | jNN | +0.82 | 75 | 76 |
| #5 | komu | +0.49 | 76 | 73 |





