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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 462 | 28% |
| Smokes | 407 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 205 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 572 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,961 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RainbowAss | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kives-sieppo | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | iffyyy | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | RainbowAss | 33 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | FaZe Pasi Mallopää | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Latz | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iffyyy | +3.30 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | FaZe Pasi Mallopää | +1.75 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | Kives-sieppo | +0.97 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | Tarek⎝ツ | +0.16 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | RainbowAss | -0.06 | 85 | 53 |





