








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1206 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1033 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 583 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,346 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (SCO)codykirk | 40% | 203 |
| #2 | shrek | 33% | 124 |
| #3 | THE JUGGLER (BALLS) | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (SCO)codykirk | 40% | 203 |
| #2 | shrek | 33% | 124 |
| #3 | THE JUGGLER (BALLS) | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (SCO)codykirk | 56 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | shrek | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | THE JUGGLER (BALLS) | 3 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (SCO)codykirk | 563 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | shrek | 119 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | THE JUGGLER (BALLS) | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee | +0.73 | 50 | 42 |
| #2 | THE JUGGLER (BALLS) | -1.66 | 40 | 40 |
| #3 | (SCO)codykirk | -1.89 | 17 | 56 |
| #4 | shrek | -2.90 | 20 | 40 |





