








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3585 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2975 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2203 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,455 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jborrmann | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Mad Hatter | 64% | 53 |
| #3 | Shärlette | 64% | 47 |
| #4 | RAAAB-_- | 59% | 161 |
| #5 | Rickolas <3 | 53% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAAAB-_- | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ★︎⃤ ⭕⃤ Art ツ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Rickolas <3 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Shärlette | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Jborrmann | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAAAB-_- | +3.02 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Shärlette | +1.79 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | Santa | +0.59 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Jborrmann | +0.27 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | ★︎⃤ ⭕⃤ Art ツ | +0.13 | 45 | 79 |





