








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 38% |
| Smokes | 974 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 487 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 424 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,302 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elias | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | hampusxd | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | 6 foot 7 gaming champion | 56% | 81 |
| #4 | Pobbie | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Sumox | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cacciatore di frutta | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | gamer. | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | Gärd | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | ☂☂ /kHARDAR | 38% | 13 |
| #11 | Dag Hammarkskjöld | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hampusxd | +3.84 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | jM | +2.50 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | Pobbie | +1.54 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | 6 foot 7 gaming champion | +1.52 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | ☂☂ /kHARDAR | -0.14 | 61 | 75 |





