








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1333 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1488 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1839 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,390 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | flyxiboy | 49% | 120 |
| #13 | Leo85 | 48% | 29 |
| #14 | ✪ Ric ✪ | 47% | 15 |
| #15 | PASSIVEE | 46% | 28 |
| #16 | Joe | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l3on1das | 396 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #2 | flyxiboy | 281 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | JNK | 247 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | TrafficKnight☂ | 170 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Leo85 | 160 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sugaar | +3.39 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | flyxiboy | +2.38 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Joe | +1.31 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | Leo85 | +1.04 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Yersinia | +0.56 | 35 | 51 |





