








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2504 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3878 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3691 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3390 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,222,150 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nARmAD | 78% | 109 |
| #2 | PowerUpTraze | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | ICELOLL | 72% | 190 |
| #4 | Sencadas | 68% | 115 |
| #5 | Inoxidavel | 66% | 392 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PowerUpTraze | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | ICELOLL | 72% | 190 |
| #4 | Sencadas | 68% | 115 |
| #5 | Inoxidavel | 66% | 392 |
| #6 | MasterHelder | 59% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inoxidavel | 24 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ICELOLL | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | MasterHelder | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | nARmAD | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Sencadas | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inoxidavel | 654 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #2 | MasterHelder | 351 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | nARmAD | 292 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | ICELOLL | 250 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sencadas | 138 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inoxidavel | +3.30 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | dias | +1.92 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | nARmAD | +1.86 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | PowerUpTraze | -0.02 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | ICELOLL | -0.97 | 41 | 62 |





