








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4304 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5148 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4537 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4868 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,741 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 578 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | EMEr | 54% | 50 |
| #8 | Vardzi Sampi | 54% | 208 |
| #9 | unYso | 51% | 206 |
| #10 | bniXo | 49% | 97 |
| #11 | FiNaL- | 47% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vardzi Sampi | 605 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | varzen | 445 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | unYso | 351 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | FiNaL- | 307 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | EMEr | 171 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drust | +3.19 | 70 | 73 |
| #2 | Vardzi Sampi | +1.82 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | etnie | +0.95 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | EMEr | +0.79 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | unYso | -0.40 | 57 | 70 |





