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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2013 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1946 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $782,238 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Rosen | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | tony | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Vight | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Rosen | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | tony | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Vight | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vight | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | . | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | tony | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Rosen | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosen | 63 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Vight | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | tony | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | . | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tony | +4.36 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | . | +3.22 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Rosen | +2.18 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | | +1.26 | 87 | 66 |
| #5 | Vight | +0.40 | 77 | 54 |





