








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8332 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5085 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5509 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4297 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,687,346 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KlouD | 53% | 205 |
| #2 | PierroxZ | 52% | 347 |
| #3 | Virtual_Omega | 46% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KlouD | 53% | 205 |
| #2 | PierroxZ | 52% | 347 |
| #3 | Virtual_Omega | 46% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PierroxZ | 48 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | KlouD | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Virtual_Omega | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PierroxZ | 897 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | KlouD | 762 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | Virtual_Omega | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KlouD | +2.50 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | PierroxZ | +1.24 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | HiT | -0.26 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Virtual_Omega | -0.73 | 92 | 55 |





