








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 411 | 18% |
| Smokes | 610 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1023 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 202 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,870 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ranga | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | ✪Zafire✪ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | ssumdaddy | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | Imortol wortol | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Kawolski1 | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imortol wortol | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | TROJIAN | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ssumdaddy | +4.28 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | Kawolski1 | +3.52 | 68 | 35 |
| #3 | Imortol wortol | +2.67 | 79 | 25 |
| #4 | FicTioN | +1.37 | 61 | 49 |
| #5 | ✪Zafire✪ | +0.50 | 42 | 63 |





