








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2967 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2581 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3698 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2666 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,572 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krymul | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | ♿JUREK TERROR SRODMIESCIE♿ | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Win_Dibzel | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | olye | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | muFFINESY | 58% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Win_Dibzel | +2.22 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | BOBO | +1.85 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Krymul | +1.60 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | muFFINESY | +1.47 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | Kurewsko nedobre novinky | +0.44 | 68 | 66 |





