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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1410 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1730 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 882 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1615 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,928 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -s1ncR0 | 39 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | keriskus | 38 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Lakishaa2 | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | goji | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Teodora | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakishaa2 | +4.03 | 74 | 33 |
| #2 | -s1ncR0 | +2.09 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | « | +1.59 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | keriskus | +0.91 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Teodora | -0.24 | 56 | 18 |





