








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1586 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,347 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ck | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ✞ 1Anja | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Toniik | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | bmw enjoyer | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | instaa | 52% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ericxxson | 48% | 27 |
| #11 | .Rim3Xx°° | 46% | 54 |
| #12 | _r1ot | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Die MelOne | 45% | 38 |
| #14 | KaiZzen | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | instaa | 341 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | .Rim3Xx°° | 199 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Die MelOne | 128 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ericxxson | 93 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Toniik | 82 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1ck | +4.38 | 93 | 64 |
| #2 | .Rim3Xx°° | +1.40 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | ✞ 1Anja | +1.35 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | instaa | +1.33 | 85 | 75 |
| #5 | Die MelOne | +0.48 | 84 | 66 |





