








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 763 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5549 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5443 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3816 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5469 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,277,832 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TramperDK | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Antonious Pilatzski | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | MoozE | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Foxxy | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Robin The Hood | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonious Pilatzski | 259 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Robin The Hood | 219 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Foxxy | 175 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sesh | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Firefighter 007 | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Firefighter 007 | +3.13 | 39 | 66 |
| #2 | Sesh | +2.23 | 64 | 82 |
| #3 | Robin The Hood | +2.22 | 16 | 59 |
| #4 | TramperDK | +2.18 | 58 | 44 |
| #5 | Thyb0 | +1.03 | 22 | 59 |





