








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 815 | 25% |
| Smokes | 751 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 895 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,150 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirNeeco <3 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | C H U R C H I L L | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Eye's On You | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Kirotii | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | VDaLegend | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VDaLegend | 196 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | C H U R C H I L L | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kirotii | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | SirNeeco <3 | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Eye's On You | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C H U R C H I L L | +11.07 | 92 | 37 |
| #2 | lehel | +5.66 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | Kirotii | +1.63 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | SirNeeco <3 | -0.94 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | VDaLegend | -1.97 | 34 | 53 |





