








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 252 | 21% |
| Smokes | 280 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 274 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,579 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BACKPACKOSAURUS | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Repzy | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | blushn | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | NaCHO | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | gza | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gza | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Kuma ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaCHO | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kuma ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | gza | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | blushn | 18 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | BACKPACKOSAURUS | 11 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repzy | +6.20 | 94 | 35 |
| #2 | NaCHO | +1.36 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | gza | +0.83 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | Kuma ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | +0.02 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | sIMON | -0.73 | 65 | 54 |





