








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31 | 4% |
| Smokes | 112 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 319 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,572 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRgedis | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | ♡neli♡ | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ReiniKZ7 | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Finnykuskus | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Sulīgais Runcis | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnykuskus | 14 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #2 | ReiniKZ7 | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Sulīgais Runcis | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Emcitz | 4 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | KuMaaRS | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReiniKZ7 | +1.33 | 59 | 74 |
| #2 | Sulīgais Runcis | +0.82 | 22 | 63 |
| #3 | ♡neli♡ | +0.68 | 45 | 34 |
| #4 | KuMaaRS | -1.61 | 50 | 66 |
| #5 | Finnykuskus | -1.96 | 8 | 56 |





