








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 24% |
| Smokes | 499 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 282 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,060 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krausi ඞ | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | daddy | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Prul1337 | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Schmokna | 51% | 59 |
| #5 | ☆Alexman☆ | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Prul1337 | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Schmokna | 51% | 59 |
| #5 | ☆Alexman☆ | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | txN | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | coop | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coop | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Schmokna | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Prul1337 | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coop | 111 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Schmokna | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Prul1337 | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | txN | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Krausi ඞ | 18 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schmokna | +2.30 | 67 | 44 |
| #2 | txN | +1.42 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Prul1337 | +0.18 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | coop | +0.04 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | chris | -1.83 | 36 | 54 |





