








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 615 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1728 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2848 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1535 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,484 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cl1ve | 41% | 182 |
| #5 | Bumbaclart | 41% | 216 |
| #6 | jezeer | 37% | 185 |
| #7 | Notpil | 27% | 33 |
| #8 | LFG | 17% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl1ve | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | OldManGame | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Bumbaclart | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | jezeer | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Zonson | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl1ve | +2.75 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | OldManGame | +2.05 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | Bumbaclart | -0.77 | 36 | 70 |
| #4 | jezeer | -1.12 | 37 | 61 |
| #5 | Zonson | -1.70 | 48 | 42 |





